Mobility Joke from one of my customers. Enjoy!
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Slough, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass the chemist’s shop. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob asks the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds ”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills and antidotes for
Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely..”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell scooters,wheelchairs, walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All types and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult incontinence pants?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Jacob: “Can we use you pharmacy for our wedding presents list…”
Or of course they could use MobilitySupplies.Com too!!!