Mobility Joke from one of my customers. Enjoy!
February 23rd, 2010Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Slough, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass the chemist’s shop. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob asks the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds ”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills and antidotes for
Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely..”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell scooters,wheelchairs, walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All types and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult incontinence pants?”
Pharmacist: “Sure.”
Jacob: “Can we use you pharmacy for our wedding presents list…”
Or of course they could use MobilitySupplies.Com too!!!